Laaga Chikne Pe Daag

starring: Chikna Japani, his cheek and innumerable junior artistes playing different spices...

well, it aint got anythin to do with me becoming a gigolo and earning a living for my family.. so, anybody drawng parallels with the Movie, you may kindly exit right here right now..

This story revolves around a person named Chikna, a resident of Punju-Delhi whose world is turned upside down when he realises he has a daag on him... the daag, which threatens to destroy his whole coming life..
he had come home tired after a hard day's work... his cold was still on unabated.. a wierd reaction to the extremely hot n spicy food he had had for lunch that day. he sat down n didnt know when n how he slept.. woken up by the musical heartwarming sounds of the hammers and drillers next door.. he went to wash his face... took water in his cupped hands.. and splashed it across his face.. the coolness made him forget all the worries he had had all through the day.. the autos, the accidents.. the beggars.. the spicy food.. ppl not replying to his messages.. shahid-kareena fight.. what will happen to stephanie in the next episode of BNB.. the nuclear deal.. he had just soooooo much to worry about.. still, a bit fresh now.. he brought down his hands from his face.. his eyes were closed.. they flickered for a moment in the bright yellow washroom light.. n then horror struck him.. there it was... on his face.. strechted across his left cheek..shaped like a little squirrel poop...
the whole world was collapsing against him.. stars appeared in front of his eyes... it seemed a haunting song was playing in the background..

Laagaa, chikne pe Daag, ChhupaauN Kaise
Laagaa, chikne pe Daag
Chikne pe Daag, Chhupaaun Kaise, Muh dikhaauN Kaise
Laagaa, Chikne pe Daag ...
Aa ... Jaake Baabul Se, Nazare MilaauN Kaise, muh dikhaau Kaise
Laagaa, Chikne Pe Daag ...

he spent his night crying.. and wishing why WHY did he live to see this day.. [or night]...feeling disgusted with himself.. tired of all the crying.. he scratched his daag off his face..and with difficulty..still crying.. . decided that he'd wake up next morning and try to continue as if nothing ever happened... .. so, next morning .. he got up... saw the mirror... n died of shock.. may peace be with him.. AMEN

This write up is dedicated for all the losers out there..who were expectantly reading this for some naice story to pop up...and those who make a big deal out of everyy DAMN thing..
[im one too... so stop shouting at the top of ur voices.. i know u love me.. :P]