BEST ONES:::
MOTO ROKR..........have been movin my head he same way ever since it aired....the "jung jung jung" part is the best.... PS: it gave me one reason to like AB junior..
the N-series ... good nice ADs ( positively wierd )...from nokia.
Moto Razr 2. slick. sexy. awesome.
orbit white :: the guy's hilarious.....his accent.. his ignorance.. and the situations are even more so..... and the cow's sexy:P hehehhehee!!!
i think this one is from reliance mutual fund :: "AAPKE SAATH AISA NA HOGA, NO NO>>>>" ...where the guy keeps imagining good things happening to him...... one moment his boss sends him off to a holiday, next moment a guy tells him.. this penthouse is yours!!
Happydent AGain... the jingle goes : "tera dil roshan.. tera man roshan to jahaan roshan!! " it was aired arnd a year back.. but resurfaced this yer after winning many prestigious awards.
The Vodafone ::
good to see vodafone carrying forward where hutch left off. The pug was back.. with a bubblier younger n livelier jingle/music...
Vodafone surprises : the one where a man pops outta a closet and tries to scare his wife.. n in the end, she exclaims : "hogaya??!!" sooo funny.
airtel- the one with phrases and random scenes -One raised finger can break a billion hearts , when they showed Sachin being given out...umm..don t remember all of them..they show reolutionaries,boxers etc..)it ends with "express yourself"
The recent Airtel ad.. two kids on diferent sides of the border.. AIRTEL's always sweet.
Madhya pradesh tourism :: ye dekho vo dekho !! geeta aur quraan dekho! such a funny jingle... one you wanna move your neck in a very wierd way for.
Hide and seek :: Hrithik dances well.. isha looks good. period. [maybe aired the year before]
WORST ONES:::
[i seriously feel violated as a TV viewer(and many other ways) everytime any of these come ON AIR]
1. Bingo - wango pungo ileee- s*** man, what an idea!
2. ANd that Laxmi auntie of the female underwear ad, stretching the undies showing looose elastic. i didnt expect that from this lady.
3. What can i say about stupid tata indicom. who on earth uses CDMA. we've seen just soooo much of kajol n tata indicom n they're lacking even the crap quotient now [.. CQ]
4. any ad featuring Ms.Parvati( sakshi tanwar) dressed as herself [bling Factor-100, jhataak make-up : purple eye-shadow, silver lipstick!! , two kilos of sindoor]. and enacting A happy family situation with a rikshaawaala type husband, complete with a berozgaar good-for-nothing devar n nanad and a toothless daada... n totally in-your-face embarassing crappy two kids.
5. PP design estate.. has shweta tiwar aka prerna bajaj-basu-bajaj-basu-wateva [Bling Factor-1000 n the works] dancing to some crappy jingle which goes summin like...
"aisi range laaye PP.. pehle kyu naa aye hai PP... "fuckin tell me who writes thes jingles n who are they written for!! my doodhwaala would give better jingles than this 1...
6. underwear ads. [qualifies as a todally separate category)
all of them.... in one....there's this slutty kamwaali bai type dressed model..askin this male model dressed in just an underwear, sayin "ISSE BHI UTARIYE NA!! " .........i mean, what kind of facial expressions am i supposed to get on ma face when im watchin it wth ma family.......GAWD!
SALMAN KHAN AND SUNNY DEOL.. in these baniyan underwear ads........GET A LIFE, PPL!!...........if you dont get work in movies.. stay the fuckin hell outta my sight. ab to even apna Hrithik's into all of this... thank god he aint stooped that low... pray to god!!
and how can i forget :: "ye to bada toying hai!!" really???? obscene. disgusting.
7. KHAINI CHAINI (i guess this is the name only)....... the tag line is eeeeeeeeu.. but i wont shy away.. it goes: Chain se mazaa lo.. WTF!! lo bhai lo !!
8. Big bazaar :
The jingle : " asha se bhari ummeedein hain!! sapno se bhari jholi!! summin summin... big bazaar! la-la-la big bazaar! "
n the people in the Ad. dont even get me started.. i used to go visit big bazaar once or twice a year... rahi sahi kasar nikaal di iss ad ne.
jingle sung by Kailash kher. my suggestion : bhaisaab, stick to your earthy dfferent voice in movies n albums.. i dont want you anywhere near the small screen [Ads].
Old is Gold ::
i always keep hummin this 1: that nirma ad.
"Doodh si safedi.. nirma se aaye..
rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaye.. sabki pasand nirma
washing powder nirma...washing powder nirma."
its been played for soooooo many years now.
just funny for its age-factor.
and
"Nirma super"
"Arre lalita ji!!"
lalita ji: do nirma super dijiyega.
"lekin aap to hamesha vo mehnge waala..."
lalita ji : leti thi.. lekin jab wahi qualtiy kam daamo me mile.. to koi ye kyu le.. vo na le??
"maan gaye!!"
lalita ji: kisse?
"aapki paar ki nazar!! aur nirma SUPER! DONO KO!!"
so funny.
n as m typing.. i come across a heart-wrenching news. Ms. Benazir Bhutto assasinated.
Rest in Peace, madame. may your country attain a happy state soon.
