WHAT IF...


1. Pratibha Patil was dead..
Ans : not to worry.. she'd still have been sworn in.

2. There was no orkut.
Ans : probably u wont be reading this. :P

3. Reliance never entered Telecom.
Ans : i'd still be paying my whole pocket money for 1 one phone call. that too incoming.

4. Britney hadnt left Justin.
Ans : there'll be litl justin's taking classes from himesh.

5. there was no reshammiya
Ans : watever i say, he's the public choice. if he wasnt there, the Dance floors'd go empty.

6. Rakhi Sawant had died during her surgery.
Ans : we'd all been blessed n saved of her embarassing shit.

7. Bryan Adams was an indian
Ans : we'd be getting lounge, quawaali, n javed akhtar versions of "everything i do..."

8. There was no botox.
Ans : Simi garewal would be like kneaded aata.

9. Rowling never wrote.
Ans : I wont be writing. EVER.

10. Shilpa shetty had said no to Big brother.
Ans : her freakin sister would be married off to a driver. and shilpa, well, she'll still be dancing to "UP bihar lutne" at political parties.. where else.. in UP bihar.

11. ASH was not fake
Ans : she'd still be unmarried.. maybe havin a career in hollywood. and definitiely itno sm1 better than AB. what the-?

12. There never was a KBC
Ans : i'd still be watching Talaaq kyuun on DD.

13. FREINDS was never made.
Ans : wud never have gotten into watchin sitcoms n others. n never would have been compared to chandler. :P

14. Lalu was our education minister.
Ans : pass percentage would not be a valid word. IITs would offer courses to make gobar uupleigh! and like kulhar scheme, we'll all be deriving poynting theorem on a slate!

15. this is personal. i never got 96% in class 10.
Ans : nthin. still be here. :P

Madhur Mr. Out...

this overtly expressive and over-enthu in doing everything the english way, was a sample teacher we had in our third Semester.. took Data structures.. boy, he'd have had a sad life in school. AND college. his way of walking, talking, standing, speaking, writing, looking at people, or just plain living his life was sad humor.

here's a whole list of his blunders in spoken english. i proudly call 'em Madhurisms...

as heard prononciations given in brackets...

:: How to insert out the (thee) element?? insert OUT? y insert at all?

:: Behave like an engineers... oh, im a whole bunch, am i??

:: if the element is not been finding in list.. y just plain y??

:: u should have to complete the things

:: Its not practically possibles... he was just impossibleS

:: i dont thinks so its an practical [tyin to say he thinks its nt practical]

:: answer your roll [RAWL] calls yes , Sawr :O

:: major measures [mazor meazures] , languaze he was a zoker!!!

:: languaze / alternative [utternative]

:: how many ankit gupta is there?? i dont knw.. maybe a whole group of over 1 ankit

:: Ur just deleting out the one node got the it, the sir..

::why you need out the two pointers?? :(

:: Now i have to start with the stacks things. i never got the stacks thinggs.

:: agar aapne divisions kara bhi hai.. to hame divisions samajh nahi aaya.

:: Every students cant perform out oh alrite, they'll perform in their bedrooms!! ;)

aap puzzles ho jaate hain... oh yea.. main puzzles hu!! Solve me!!



Mr. out dole-outs ::::

Madhur theory was formulated by the geeky gay Madhur. his theory stated that
" the word out could be used incessantly with almost any possible word in the english dictionary. to probably emphasize on the word. :O"

like so:-

study out
delete out.
insert out.
come out. [when askin a kid to come in actually]
rub out the board.
read out the book.
write out the algorithm.
say out.
assign out.
add out
subtract out.
attend out.

:O

he left OUT our college for good OUT.
may his soul rest out in peace.

peace out. V out. oh my god out, i got out it too!

get out it off!!

gerroff out me!

OUT!