WHAT IF...


1. Pratibha Patil was dead..
Ans : not to worry.. she'd still have been sworn in.

2. There was no orkut.
Ans : probably u wont be reading this. :P

3. Reliance never entered Telecom.
Ans : i'd still be paying my whole pocket money for 1 one phone call. that too incoming.

4. Britney hadnt left Justin.
Ans : there'll be litl justin's taking classes from himesh.

5. there was no reshammiya
Ans : watever i say, he's the public choice. if he wasnt there, the Dance floors'd go empty.

6. Rakhi Sawant had died during her surgery.
Ans : we'd all been blessed n saved of her embarassing shit.

7. Bryan Adams was an indian
Ans : we'd be getting lounge, quawaali, n javed akhtar versions of "everything i do..."

8. There was no botox.
Ans : Simi garewal would be like kneaded aata.

9. Rowling never wrote.
Ans : I wont be writing. EVER.

10. Shilpa shetty had said no to Big brother.
Ans : her freakin sister would be married off to a driver. and shilpa, well, she'll still be dancing to "UP bihar lutne" at political parties.. where else.. in UP bihar.

11. ASH was not fake
Ans : she'd still be unmarried.. maybe havin a career in hollywood. and definitiely itno sm1 better than AB. what the-?

12. There never was a KBC
Ans : i'd still be watching Talaaq kyuun on DD.

13. FREINDS was never made.
Ans : wud never have gotten into watchin sitcoms n others. n never would have been compared to chandler. :P

14. Lalu was our education minister.
Ans : pass percentage would not be a valid word. IITs would offer courses to make gobar uupleigh! and like kulhar scheme, we'll all be deriving poynting theorem on a slate!

15. this is personal. i never got 96% in class 10.
Ans : nthin. still be here. :P